Cheese Smugglers


This is indeed a big scandal. Of all the things that could be smuggled, you’d never think that it would be cheese.
The Grass Is Greener


That man probably faced the most embarrassing moment of his life. At least the kids weren’t doing anything illegal.
Okra Commotion


Not only was it ridiculous for the anonymous neighbor to confuse an okra plant with an illegal one, but it was also careless of the police to waste so many resources without trying to talk to the person first.
Blowfish Venom


Using blowfish venom to kill everyone in town is like a villain move. There must be something seriously wrong with that person.
Four Pregnancies


The boy was seriously irresponsible, but so were his parents. Too bad they let him run away with them despite his responsibilities.
Bribes


How awful of the government officials to take advantage of people’s tragedies.
Spreading Hepatitis


That anaesthetist surely learned about how dangerous it is to reuse syringes on patients while in school. This was reckless, to say the least. Then again, addiction really drives people crazy.
Busted


The girl was probably coerced into recanting her claims. These grown men deserve to be in jail.
A Massive Cover-Up


It’s sad that the police department only got a slap on the wrist, but at least, the murderer was caught and sent to prison.
Doctor Death


How awful for a doctor to be taking advantage of patients like that. Truly horrifying!
Revenge


Well, now instead of just going to jail for fraud and embezzlement, he added murder to his rap sheet. No one can accuse this man of being smart.
All That Just For Beer


This is how dangerous people can be. It’s sad to know that someone died over money, beer, and peanuts.
Self Defense


This story is awful all around, and it’s sad that no one will ever know the truth, especially because the two main people involved are now gone.
Undercover Criminal


That female cop was supposed to be protecting the students and, instead, ended up committing crimes. No one is safe!
Burning Bridges


Good on the minors for exploiting a system that would have exploited them otherwise.
The English Teacher


That English teacher did not belong in a classroom but in a prison cell.
Drinking And Driving


How terrible was it that the kid went home and decided to drink more and keep driving?
A Civil War In Town


This is a crazy story for such a small town. It’s good to know that the place is peaceful now.
All Because Of A Room


That kid was probably extremely troubled, and it’s sad that his mother had to die over it.
CPR


This story is very funny, and it’s great that nobody was in need of CPR.
Ruining Your Youth


It’s poetic justice that the father of the girl he wronged was the one who arrested him. Sadly, this kid destroyed his future with just a few bad decisions.
Serial Pooper


We would need to hear this villain’s origin story and why they chose that method to show their displeasure with the world.
Zebra Invasion


Zebras are harmless creatures, so it must be really nice to see them roaming around town.
Losing Your Head


It must have been so horrifying to wake up to that sight. Straight out of a horror film…
Bullying A Council Member


Poor woman, it’s really scary to know that people are making fun of you without them knowing the real story behind it. The lack of empathy shows!
Eating Dogs


This is awful. Luckily, he got caught, and no more dogs will suffer.
Wrong Name


It’s very sad that the town was affected by a fire, but it’s really funny that the President, of all people, was saying the wrong name the entire time.
The Secret Lives Of The Wealthy


What a scandalous story. So many plot twists and turns - could never have seen that ending coming.
Raising Mammals


We gotta admit that this woman was very clever and not technically lying.
Jealousy


The fact that this silly story was a huge scandal that even adults talked about goes to show that this was in fact a very small, boring town.
I live in a Canadian border town. This police officer, nice as heck, that my grandmother cleaned for, would gift her things, and seemed to have a lot more money than your average cop. She would get wine, cheese, and other things. The most gifted item however, was cheese.
Now, at the same time, there was a pizza place down the street from my house. The owners lived a couple doors down, and I was friends with their son, and the parents were pretty cool as far as neighbours go.
They also had a lot of money, for owning a pizza place in decline. After a bit, things got serious. I would see undercover police sitting at the end of my street on my way home from school nearly every day. They weren't very incognito, but neither were the pizza place owners.
Eventually though, things came crashing down. A whole bunch of cops and restaurant owners were taken to jail in the largest cheese bust the town has ever known.
That's right. Cheese.
The price of cheese in Canada is ridiculous, so a few members of the police department decided to use their abilities to smuggle it across the border. They would go across, buy all the cheap, good quality stuff they could get, then use their badge to get back across, as the border patrol and cops all know each other, so the chance of them paying duty was 0%.
Anyways, that was the big scandal in the town. You can probably look it up if you search for cheese smugglers, or cheese scandal