Take A Look At The Most Bizarre Wedding Pictures Ever

Nearly Catching Fire

From the invitations to the flower arrangements, there are a million things you have to consider before throwing a wedding, and it's only natural that not everything will turn out exactly the way you planned it.

However, having your car catch fire on your way to the ceremony is just too much! This couple was seconds away from being burned to death, but hey, at least the photographer was around to capture this Fast & Furious moment.

Till Bread Do Us Part

Couples usually want their wedding portraits to be sweet and romantic, but this couple had something else in mind.

Right before uttering the words "till death do us part," the groom was seemingly murdered… by a loaf of bread! This goofy twist definitely made my day.

Kiss The Diet Good-Bye

It's common knowledge that both brides and grooms tend to put themselves on a diet during the months prior to their wedding. As soon as the ceremony was over, this bride came up with a clever way of celebrating all the pounds she had lost.

Why keep on worrying about staying fit once the party is over? Tired of sticking to a healthy diet, this woman made an emergency stop on her way to the honeymoon suite and treated herself with some flavored pastries.

Time For A Dive

Those who choose to have a pre-wedding shoot in a lake – or any body of water, for that matter – are basically playing with fire. So many things can go wrong… and so many things did go wrong for these two!

The bride, the groom and the bridesmaids thought it would be cute to get a picture on the shore of this lake without getting wet, but destiny had other plans. I wonder if they all brought an extra dress to change in!

Flippant Bridesmaid

Tales of crazy bridesmaids are always fun to read about, especially those who get so carried away partying that they don't remember a thing the following morning.

This bridesmaid was so drunk that she couldn't even aim the wine bottle at her mouth. Meanwhile, the other two gals don't look as worried as they should be, but instead seem to be thinking: "Come on, not again!".

Horseback Ride Gone Wrong

Some women grow up longing for a fairy-tale wedding, and this bride was no exception. If she wasn't into fairy-tales, why would she have turned this horse into a unicorn and had it ride her across a river?

While the bride got what she wanted, the plan went awry somewhere along the way, as she nearly drowned! Hopefully, the water wasn't that deep, and the groom was waiting at the shore with a warm towel.

Don't Rip My Dress!

Walking a bride down the aisle comes with huge responsibilities, and this bald guy learned it the hard way. Evidently, he was too clumsy for such a task.

For many women, finding the perfect wedding dress is a nearly impossible task. This bride had finally found one that flattered her body the way she hoped it would... until her father stepped on it and nearly tore it in half. The look on her face speaks for itself!

Oops, Wrong Bride

Was this a dare, an accident, or simply a deliberate kiss? Honestly, it's hard to tell, but one way or another, the bride seems hardly amused.

We need the back story before we start judging him. Who knows, maybe they have an open relationship, and they're free to kiss whoever they want, even when they're in the middle of the wedding portrait!

Watch Your Step!

Wouldn't you say this is the most embarrassing blooper in the history of weddings? This best man rushed his way to the cake-cutting phase but dropped the ball, to say the least.

It stresses me out to think about all the work that people put into baking a wedding cake, and only to have it splattered all over the floor!

Flying Cake

Believe me when I tell you that wedding cakes don't come cheap. This being said, if you don't have much experience in the cake-cutting business, then it would be wise for you to leave it to the pros on your wedding day.

Do you want to know what happens if you don't follow my advice? Well, ask the groom in the picture! The funniest part is that thanks to this perfectly timed picture, the couple will remember this stressful moment for eternity.

Watch Out With The Coke!

It goes without saying that the best part of any wedding is the after-party. However, let's not forget that whenever there's free booze, things can get out of control in the blink of an eye…

This guest was so drunk that he was having a hard time keeping his pulse, to the point that he spilled his drink all over the bride's wedding gown.

Champagne Bath

Most people feel that wedding rehearsals are a total waste of time and money, but you should think again after looking at this picture.

I bet this guy probably thought to himself: "How hard can opening a champagne bottle be?". He learned it the hard way, as he ended up soaked in booze.

Costume Party

Everyone knows that you're supposed to dress elegantly for weddings. However, it seems that these ladies had never heard of such a rule before.

Maybe the wedding landed on Halloween, and the girls figured everyone else would also wear costumes? God only knows.

Beetle Battle

This couple had everything planned out for their special day, but right when they were posing for the wedding portrait, the unbelievable happened.

Out of nowhere, this beetle landed on the bride's shoulder and crawled its way inside the wedding dress. The funniest part is that the groom is totally unaware that his soon-to-be bride is basically on the verge of having a heart attack.

Forget About The Cake

If any of you are about to get married soon, here's a tip: make sure you get a glimpse of the cake before the wedding day, or else this may happen.

I can't understand why they thought that ordering a full-sized human-shaped cake would be a good idea, to begin with. All judgments aside, the pastry chef really dropped the ball, as the cake looks nothing like the bride.

The Perfect After-Party

While some couples dream of having the perfect wedding night and spend all their yearly income on the most lavish honeymoon suite they can find, others prefer keeping it simple.

Actually, it's hard to tell whether they deliberately planned to have a meal there because of their passion for fast food or whether it was because of some unfortunate event. Let's hope it wasn't the latter!

Ouch!

What is it with brides wanting to ride horses for their wedding photoshoot? When and why has this become a trend? God only knows...

While another bride on this list got soaked after falling into the lake, this girl nearly broke her spine. I guess the horse got tired of all the heavy lifting, so she tossed her like a frisbee. Ouch!

Heart-Stopping Vows

While some people prefer keeping it simple, some couples enjoy turning their wedding into a thrilling adventure. Or should we say a near-death experience?

For some reason, this couple thought it would be a good idea to say "I do" while being hooked up to climbing gear—good luck taking a decent family pic.

Time For A Quick Nap

It's always risky to include children in a wedding ceremony. Let's be honest: listening to a priest ramble on and on can even bore an adult, let alone a little kid!

This boy got tired of waiting, so he threw himself against the carpet before the bride even walked down the altar. To make matters worse, the little girl seems hardly more thrilled.

Itchy Fabric

Picking the perfect bridesmaid's dress is no piece of cake. You really need to make sure everyone feels comfortable wearing it, or else they might end up like these poor girls.

It seems to me that these women chose a dress with a rather uncomfortable fabric that kept making their skin itch, and they sure did a horrible job trying to hide it!

Too Much Love May Kill You

When newly-weds give each other their first kiss is probably the most exciting and touching moment in a wedding ceremony. However, this woman in the background begs to differ.

From the looks of it, too much love makes her feel nauseous, even when the person getting married is her best friend. Hey, I'm not here to judge!