Aren't These The Worst Employees You've Ever Seen?

#3. Lousy Chefs

Macaroni and cheese may well be America's most famous dish worldwide, and let's face it: it's super easy to make. All you need to do is throw a few slices of cheddar to your bechamel sauce, stir everything until the cheese melts, and voila! You've got yourself some mac & cheese.

However, these dudes aren't much about the stirring. They just threw a few chunks of cheddar on top of the pasta, hoping it would turn into sauce by magic. Well, we're still waiting for the magic to happen.

#2. Long Yellow Things

It's OK not being familiar with the different types of celery, the different classes of nuts, and maybe it's even OK if you don't know the names of the different kinds of lettuce. However, there are certain fruits and veggies that everyone who doesn't live under a rock can't not know.

Well, these guys who work at the supermarket haven't gone veg yet, since they don't even know the name of the most famous fruit ever: the banana. They put "long yellow things" on the name tag instead of the fruit's actual name. Was it a joke, or do they come from another planet?

#1. Add Of Doubtful Quality

It's a widely known fact that most ads that you see in the streets have been greatly edited or photoshopped, especially when they feature A-list stars. Even though the model on this add looks gorgeous, there's something that just doesn't add up.

You know what they say: sometimes, you need to look at things from a great distance in order to fully appreciate what you're doing. Well, these assistants should start following this piece of advice.