Inside The Mind of…. Marge Simpson

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Inside The Mind of…. Marge Simpson

Simply the best and most cromulent Simpsons quotes by Marge Simpson, guaranteed to embiggen the smallest man.

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Marge: If I had known that there were loose women in Las Vegas, I would’ve never let you go.

Lisa: Mom, what’s happening?
Marge: I’m sorry, honey, but we’re renting your room to a satellite network until your father can pay for the destruction of a priceless artifact. Boy, I never thought I’d have to say that again.

Marge: Only your father could take a part-time job at a small town paper and wind up the target of international assassins.

Marge: Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

Lisa: Mom! Dad’s on PBS!
Marge: Mmm. They don’t show police chases, do they?

Marge: Lisa, hello! How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a ‘lift,’ a mile is called a ‘kilometer,’ and botulism is called ‘steak and kidney pie.’

Marge: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

Marge: I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food. I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

Marge: Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it.

Marge: Lisa, have I ever shown you my shattered dreams box?
Lisa: No.
Marge: It’s upstairs in my disappointment closet.

Marge: My life is pretty boring. The other day some Jehovah’s Witnesses came to the door and I wouldn’t let them leave. They finally snuck away when I went to make lemonade.

Marge: Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin! It encourages punching, boastfulness and rudeness towards hos!

Marge: Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.

Marge: You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

[after being corrected by Lisa on the correct pronounciation of “foliage”]
Marge: All that gorgeous… foliage. I can’t ex-cape Lisa, our little walking li-bary.

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