Pallotta’s Black Walnut Cafe

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I have to give this restaurant another 5 stars! I am not sure who cooks their “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” called food? Never asked…I guess… Bad girl! Bad girl! I guess, that is 50 lashes with a wet noodle for me!

A lot of my homeys like to get together on the weekend, to kick back from a rough week, and just hangout and chill!!! And this is one of the spots that we choose!

Their “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” grub is soooooooooooooo delicious! It’s so full of flavor! There has yet to be anything, that I have tried…that I haven’t liked! If they don’t have their own chef…then they have a “well kept” secret!!! Because, eating their “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” grub, is like eating at a 4 star restaurant! They also give you generous portions…to boot!

What surprised me, about the “scrumptious” flavoring of their “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” grub, is that this superb restaurant, has a “fast-food” type of service…but the atmosphere is 150% better, than a normal fast food restaurant. I wouldn’t really expect “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” food to taste this good, from this type of service.  

After you order your meal, you will get a glass, if you ordered a fountain drink, and can help yourself at the soda fountain…along with a hand-held notifier. I don’t know what they are called? They just “light-up” with red circular buttons, that blink, or even sometimes, blink and vibrate at the same time!!! Now…those vibrating ones…get me a little jumpy!  

Then…when your meal is ready…you go back to the counter to pick it up. It’s that simple! You don’t have to wait very long to get it. You are not sitting down too long, before you are right back up again, retrieving your meal! Geeezzz!!! I sound like…I’m giving a description, of step-by-step instructions, on how to feed your dog? Here boy!!! Here boy!!! Come and get it!!! 

In the center of the restaurant, is a dessert and ice-cream bar!! And…oh my laser-beams!!! Their desserts are out of this world!!! They are just as good, as what you would find at the Cheesecake Factory…and in some cases, even better! And again…their portions are so generous!!! I always have to take a “doggie bag” home with me!!!

Which brings me to another question??? Why do they call it a “doggie bag”??? How many folks…actually bring their “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” food, home and feed it to their dogs??? Get real??? I pay way too much for this “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” grub, to feed it to my dogs!!! Now…if I am finished with my leftovers and really don’t want any more…and it’s healthy enough for them to eat…I might give it to them. But that doesn’t happen very often. Besides… A lot of people “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” food, is not good for them…anyways.

Like I said…this restaurant, can’t really be classified as a “fast food” restaurant…due to the “material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy” grub, that they serve! It is just freakin’ way too good!!!

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