Ponderisms, Daft, Weird And Just Altogether Strange.

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  1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on a bottle of Evian water?- Try spelling Evian backwards…….NAIVE.

  2. Isn’t making a smoking section In a restaurant a little like making a peeing section In a swimming pool?

  3. If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the JAGS, and the TampaBay Buccaneers known as the BUCS. What does that make the Tennessee Titans?

  4. If four out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea, does that mean that one person enjoys It?

  5. If a pig looses Its voice, does that not make It disgruntled.

  6. Why do Croutons come In airtight packages, aren’t they just stale bread anyway?

  7. Why Is the person who plays the piano called a pianist but the person who drives a race car not called a racist?

  8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked. Doesn’t It follow that electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

  9. If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would It be called FED UP?

  10. What hair colour do they put on drivers licenses of bald men?

  11. I was thinking how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. It then hit me that they were cramming for their final exam.

  12. I was wondering that mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks. What do the Chinese use…toothpicks?

  13. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  14. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be If It didn’t zigzag?

  15. At Income tax time…did you ever notice that when you put the two words THE and IRS together It spells…..THEIRS!

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