Am I Selected?
Candidate: Good morning, Sir, (sits on a chair)
Officer: Good morning. What’s your name?
Candidate: Sir, my name is written on the application.
Officer: But, I want to know it from you.
Candidate: My name is “Nothing”.
Officer: What! Your name is nothing? It means you have no name.
Candidate: No-No, sir; ‘Nothing’ is my name.
Officer: Oh! I am sorry.
Candidate: I am Very Glad to know that your name is ‘sorry’.
Officer: What nonsense?
Candidate: (Taking sense as science) Excuse me sir, I am a Science student.
Officer: What’s your Qualification?
Candidate: I have passed Ph. D.
Officer: But eligible condition for this post is only Higher Secondary.
Candidate: Sir, Ph.D. means, passed Higher Secondary with Great Difficulty.
Officer: How old are you?
Candidate: I am exactly six thousand, nine hundred, ninety-five days, and three
Hours fifty and a half minutes old.
Officer: Are you fool?
Candidate: Fool? I am not, but must be like that.
Officer: Were you born in Punjab?
Candidate: No sir, I was born in an aeroplane while crossing the Indian Border.
Officer: You may go now.
Candidate: Am I selected Sir?
Officer: We will inform you by post.
Candidate: Thank you, Sir. But, if you are unable to select me, return my
‘Thanks’ because my ‘Thanks’ are much more valuable than the job.