Thursday, December 14

All Men Have Baggage

Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr +

All Men Have Baggage

I’ve gone to many dating sights and when looking at the profiles that ladies have put up. I have found that many of them are looking for men without baggage. Sadly I must say that there is no such thing. Here are the reasons why.

If he has brothers and/or sister, then he has baggage.

If his parents are still alive, then he has baggage.

If he is still in school, then he has baggage.

If his mother is passed on, then he has baggage.

If his mother is a good cook, then he has baggage.

If he like tools, then he has baggage.

If he tries to fix things, then he has baggage.

The day he meets your mother, he picks up more baggage.

The day you meet either of his parents, he picks up more baggage.

If he has a favorite food, then he has baggage.

If he likes sports, then he has baggage.

If he doesn’t like sport, then he has baggage.

If he like camping, then he has baggage.

If he is in the military, then he has baggage.

If he has a fast car, then he has baggage.

If he has a junky car, then he has baggage.

If he has ever had a girlfriend, then he has baggage.

If he has a motorcycle, then he has baggage.

If he has a dog, then he has baggage.

If he has a gun, then he has baggage.

If he ever had a pet that got run over, then he has baggage.

If he collects comic books, then he has baggage.

If he is an artist, then he has baggage.

If he is a writer, then he has baggage.

If he has ever had a car wreck, then he has baggage.

If he is divorced, then he has baggage.

If he has kids, then he has baggage.

If he has nieces and nephews, then he has baggage.

If he looks at dirty mags, then he has baggage.

If he doesn’t look at dirty mags, then he has baggage.

If he really only reads the articles, then he has baggage.

If he is a geek, then he has baggage.

If he likes to go out with the guys, then he has baggage.

If he likes to stay home all the time, then he has baggage.

If he likes to build stuff, then he has baggage.

If he likes movies, then he has baggage.

If he is terrible at fixing things, then he has baggage.

If he is always telling jokes, then he has baggage.

If he rarely tells a joke, then he has baggage.

The only time that a man is without baggage are these two moments; when he is born and the moment he enters Heaven. So don’t look for a man without baggage. Look for a man that has the Lord helping him carry it.

Share.

About Author

Leave A Reply