Thursday, December 14

Men Vs Women

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MENWOMEN

1

Men drink and gossip

Women care for the home, children and pets.

2

Men often talk without thinking their statements through

Women are deep, emotional people who would think twice before saying a hurtful word

3

Men are often unable to mange women in the work place; feeling an unnecessary need to engage female subordinates in a battle/test of wills.

Women often manage male subordinates with panache not feeling the need to unduly suppress them based on a misguided belief that they are threats who want to usurp them.

4

Men worry about things without taking action

Women are movers and shakers they may worry but this will be as they match into action; not while they lay down wallowing in self pity.

5

Men determine the sex of a baby by contributing an X or Y chromosome.

Women carry the babies all through pregnancy for the rest of their lives

6

Men take calculate and uncalculated risks

Women only take calculated risks

7

Men do not take correction easily; feeling their pride and ego has been hurt

Women take correction quickly and conscientiously already thinking of another means to embark on the same task

8

Men have a weird sense of humour and often laugh at all jokes

Women have an expensive sense of humour and are not often thrilled by jokes by all a sundry.

9

Men often have selective memories and remember only what they think is important

A woman remembers every and anything even to the second of the day an even occurred.

10

A man provides a house

A woman makes it a home.

They say “Men are from Mars Women are from Venus”; this is my take on this theory.

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