1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother
pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you
“just don’t understand”.
4. Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have
nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and
Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women don’t need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and
more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man *wants* to have sex with them fulfills the
9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a
10. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as
being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
12. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the
13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys
if women had an “on/off” switch.
14. Women think all beer is the same.
15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower.
16. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
17. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to
escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
18. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some
things twice; if a woman goes on a seven- day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what
she’ll feel like wearing each day.
19. Women brush their hair *before* bed.
20. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea about how she’ll be
21. Women are paid less than men, except for Modeling.
22. Women are *never* wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility, “It’s there in the bible”.
hmmm who was it that gave Adam the apple?
23. Women do *not* know anything about cars. “Oil-stick, oil doesn’t stick?”
to be continued