Monday, December 18

The Mailbag

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What a string of awesome fights these past weeks.  Hey, everybody’s having his mailbags so I figured I’d join in on the fun and do my own as well.  Don’t forget to read the disclaimer at the bottom of this article!

Tyson Fury

Hey did you hear about Manny Steward hooking up with heavyweight Tyson Fury?  6’7″, 12-0, 9 KO’s!  What do you think?  — Lonnie

Manny Steward says he belts out a mean tune.  I hope he doesn’t knock himself out though:

PacMan Articles Everyday

I noticed on almost every boxing website they always have a Manny Pacquiao article on the home page.  Why?  Clueless Boxing Fan

Gee, I dunno.  By the way, have you checked out some of my articles?

Tearing Up The Weight Divisions: The Manny Pacquiao Phenomenon

Clash of The Titans: Pacquiao/Mayweather

P-Will All The Way

Man, I’m pumped for this Saturday’s fight.  I’m picking my man Long Tall Paul by brutal knockout.  In fact, I’m laying big bucks on him.  Like, $2 bucks man.  Hey, it’s not like I’m still on Billboard’s top 100.  Shaggy

Wow, way to go out on a limb.

Over Hyped

Man, that was a brutal knockout!  I always thought Paul Williams was a hype job, now we know it for real.  Go Sergio!,  Shaggy

PS please delete my earlier email.  It wasn’t me.  It was Teddy looking over my shoulder as I was typing!

Now we know the source of that email regarding the first Pacquiao-Mayweather negotiations.

Pacquiao Greatest of All-Time

Pacquioa is the greatest of all time!  Why?  Because he pulverizes his opponents.  Next fight he will knockout the Klitschko brothers–at the same time.  If you agree, you are unbiased and the best boxing writer.  If you don’t, you are probably racist and a hater.  You don’t like Asians, do you?  I’m watching you… Caloy, Pac-Town


I agree, Pacquiao is the best and he’ll also knockout Godzilla, King Kong, the Powder Puff Girls and SpongeBob SquarePants.  Now am I unbiased and the best boxing writer?  I’m waiting for your answer…

Floyd Still Rules

I don’t care if he said he’s on vacation, Floyd is still #1 pound-for-pound, dawg!  41-0 don’t bend for anybody, homie!  Let Poochiao do the blood tests then we’ll talk.  Later– MC Hummer


Majority of the boxing media have Pacquiao as the number one boxer.  It’s hard to justify Floyd being placed higher than the Filipino given that, one: Pacquiao is number one; and two, Floyd is number two.  You see, one comes before the other.  There you have it, I hope I answered your question.  Or was there a question, I forgot. 

Okay, hope you all had a good laugh.  Goodbye for now!

Note to readers: this is a spoof written all for fun and the mails are all just fakes…

You can mail in your questions or concerns to and maybe next time it will be a real mailbag.


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