List of Famous Christmas Jokes
Question: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Answer: Crisp Cringle.
A definition of Christmas:
Answer: The time when everyone gets “Santa”-mental.
Question” What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish.
Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Answer: Fleece Navidad!
Question: “What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!”
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Mary who? Mary Christmas!”
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, “No L!”
” How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe”
“Only six shopping days ’til Christmas! Or if you’re a bloke – only five and a half days ’til you start your Christmas shopping.”
“What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Answer: Cross mouse cards!”
Question: How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
Answer: “A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year”!
Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive” ?
A: Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”