Sunday, December 17

Christmas Funny Jokes – Humors And Quotes

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List of Famous Christmas Jokes

Question: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Answer: Crisp Cringle.

A definition of Christmas:

Answer: The time when everyone gets “Santa”-mental.

Question” What nationality is Santa Claus?

Answer: North Polish.

Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?

Answer: Fleece Navidad!

Question: “What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!”

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Answer: Claustrophobic.

” Mary

Answer: Mary who? Mary Christmas!”

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes.

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

A: Because the angel had said, “No L!”

” How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Answer: A merry Christmas to ewe”

“Only six shopping days ’til Christmas! Or if you’re a bloke – only five and a half days ’til you start your Christmas shopping.”

“What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Answer: Cross mouse cards!”

Question: How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

Answer: “A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year”!

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive” ?

A: Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”

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