Saturday, December 16

Do You Want to be Stress Free ?

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You start reading it, you will understand what I am talking about. The objective is to make you stress free and bring a laugh, if not laugh, at least a beautiful smile on your face. So here are those funny definitions which kick your tension at least for some moment. More over, when you remember these definitions you will find a smile on your face automatically. If you tell others they also get infected by smiles and laughs.

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser : A person, who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

If any one of the definitions is able to bring a smile on your face, my efforts would be successful.

Be Stress free!!  

Keep Smiling!!

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