You start reading it, you will understand what I am talking about. The objective is to make you stress free and bring a laugh, if not laugh, at least a beautiful smile on your face. So here are those funny definitions which kick your tension at least for some moment. More over, when you remember these definitions you will find a smile on your face automatically. If you tell others they also get infected by smiles and laughs.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser : A person, who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
If any one of the definitions is able to bring a smile on your face, my efforts would be successful.
Be Stress free!!