Famous Quotes by Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby was born in 1937 in Philadelphia. He is famous for his show “The Bill Cosby Show” and “Fat Albert”.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by “survival of the fittest.”

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

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