Famous Quotes by Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson was born in Corning Iowa in 1925. Carson is famous for his role in the Tonight Show on NBC.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: “Are your ready?”

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

We’re more effective than birth control pills.

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