Wearing a tshirt with some text on it will for sure attract the attention of people around you and those that interact with you. A tshirt with a funny quote is a perfect ice breaker in many situations. In fact I met people in clubs and pubs when they approached me to tell me that they liked my tshirt!
Of course it’s not that easy to make something out of your head in an instant. So in this article I am listing some funny tshirt quotes for you. I have collected some funny quotes from famous (not only) people over the years. There are more than one categories for funny tshirt quotes like for example: for girls, for guys, for engineers, for artists, for scientists… you get the picture! Here we will list some general ones.
Robert Benchley – It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
Oscar Levant – What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Homer Simpson – You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
Jean Kerr – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
Steven Wright – If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Groucho Marx – I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
The Homer Simpson one is hilarious!
Anyway, these are the ones I suggest for now. I hope you like them. Let me know of your thoughts.
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