Gov. Blagojevich has been in the news alot lately. Every time you see him on CNN, MSNBC or Fox News I bet you can’t help but think to yourself, how can I get my hair to look like that! Well today is your lucky day because I have a few ideas to help all my fellow hair loss brothers dump that Rogaine and get with the Blagojevich hair growth plan.
First lets talk color and texture. You have a few options here, you can go to your local Home Depot or Lowes Home Improvement store and buy a few cans of Krylon black spray paint and a chimney cleaning brush. Or you can go to Walmart or Target and get a can of Kiwi black shoe polish and a doormat made from recycled tires.
A quick note about hair length. If your hair is not long enough to replicate the Governor’s, or as I like to say, you have been follicle impeached, then you will also need to pick up some Gorilla Glue and some Scotch Brite Scouring Pads.
Now that you have all your supplies you can get started. Begin by putting some Gorilla Glue on the Scotch Brite Scouring Pads and then sticking them to your head. Next, use the glue to fasten the chimney brush to the scouring pads. Then cut up the recycled tire doormat into pieces about 1 inch wide by 3 inches long. Now glue these pieces to the chimney brush.
Almost done! Now take the black spray paint and use generously over your entire head. To maintain this classic look, use the black shoe polish as hair gel and maybe one day you will get to pick who fills the Barack Obama seat.