Gordon’s New Shoes and the MP’s Expenses Scandal – 22/05/’09

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Seller: tarabell123 1483
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Member: since 26-Sep-04 in United Kingdom

Item Specifics – Men’s Shoes
Shoe Type:
Slip-ons
Material:
Leather

Style:

Main Colour:
Light Brown/Tan

Brand:

Condition:
New: In Box

Size:
9.5

A PAIR OF LOAKE MENS SHOES, SHOEMAKERS SINCE 1880.SIZE 9 .1/2 ALL LEATHER BROWN POLISHED MADE IN ENGLAND, EXCELLENT SHOES.NOT TO BE MISSED BY THE GENTLEMEN , SHOE WIDTH ( 7/EEE) APRON FRONT CASUAL. SORRY THE BOX IS SCRATCH BUT IN ONE PIECE, THE SHOES ARE BRAND NEW AND COST 135.00 POUNDS IF YOU ARE AN MP YOU CAN CLAIM THE COST FROM THE TAXPAYER.NO KIDDING.

Dear tarabell123,

Hello
I am an MP and as you seem like an understanding chap wondered if you would be kind enough to make the invoice out for about 50 quid more. It’s coming up to Gordon’s Birthday and I thought these would be ideal especially if I could claim back a little bit extra. If you could keep this between ourselves I would much appreciate it and I’d be quite prepared to send you an extra fiver on top of the price for your trouble. I think they’re Gordon’s size. You know what they say, ‘average feet; big mouth; horrific smile.’ or something like that. Anyway thanks again, Old Bean.

– fugeduboudit

Dear fugeduboudit,

hello old bean,im santa clause no kidding any chance of a sack full of taxpayers money, must be in the rules somewhere for toys for the boys

– tarabell123

Dear tarabell123,

Nice to hear from you, old chap. All one needs to do is claim for lots and lots of useless items that could possibly be associated with the everyday running of our constituency and then sell the lot for cash on eBay. It really is a doddle. Good Luck!  my dear fellow.

– fugeduboudit

LOAKE MENS SHOES
LOAKE MENS SHOES
Item Id: 250426961140
End time: 28-May-09 12:04:21 BST
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