Most Hilarious Pick Up Lines

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Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

You really are eye candy ’cause you’re giving my eyes cavities.

Are you from Tennessee?  Because you’re the only ten I see.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other girls look really bad

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

If I followed you home would you keep me?

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Your dad must have been retarded because you are special.

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

If I were a booger, I’d pick you first!

Can I flirt with you?

Excuse me miss.  Do you have a cigarette?  Actually, I don’t really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

I just had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?


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