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Why you will Live with mom forever…

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing- Mr. Mom left a fork in the sink when you were a baby

Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street- never move away from your momma

Nostophobia- Fear of returning home- My mother still lives there

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.

Wait no…

Hominophobia- Fear of men- why?

Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects- sticks and stones will break my- wait no

Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies… Just sounds funny

Angrophobia – Fear of anger or of becoming angry- WHY I OUTTA- EEK!

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic- but I live in Italy…

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up- Girls who date short guys… or guys who… wait that’s the general concusses anyway

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture- It’s called America

Angro phobia – Fear of anger or of becoming angry- WHY I OUTTA- EEK!

Apeiro-phobia- Fear of infinity- the reason it took so long to get gum with lasting flavor… and still

Arachibutyro-phobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth- what about jelly?

Caligyne-phobia- Fear of beautiful women- smart boy- however…

Walloon phobia- Fear of the Walloons- oh nerve mind, but it sounds funny

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news- Do you want the bad or good news first? It becomes the most confusing question

Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements- tell me its not true! Wait no don’t!

Geniophobia- Fear of chins.

Genuphobia- Fear of knees.

Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women- you should be

Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched- Who did that I’ll poke you back! Wait…

Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure- I’m confuesed

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words- Do I have to spell it out? H-i-p-p-o-…

Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture you would be too if you knew it all contained urine- oops

Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish- nor friends nor food

Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.

Oenophobia- Fear of wines- I don’t have any cheese!!!

Generalizations…

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture- It’s called America

Athazagoraphoibia- fear of being forgotten- ancient Egypt

Aurophobia- Fear of gold- related to king Midas

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights- Civil War

Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture.- the SLIEPHAN PLAN

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope- Evolution

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese- Asians don’t look in the mirror

Judeophobia- Fear of Jews- German

Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things- being Jewish (I made the same crack about Germans so I don’t want to hear it)

Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon- Arabian men with beards or Skeletons with Jeff Dunham’s hand up their…

Russophobia- Fear of Russians- Europe

Leprophobia- fear of leprosy- what would Jesus do?

I blame TV…

Phonophobia- Fear of telephones- I blame tv, unless you’re a grandma

Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on- I’M MELTING

Pupaphobia – Fear of puppets- YOU STOLE MY HAND

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist’s dummies

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables- after veggie tales I’m not surprised

Bogy phobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman- you have too many older siblings.

Cibophobia- Fear of food- it will eat you back!

Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.- I blame goosebumps

Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom- Marry me?

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.- I also blame punk rock (which I love)

Just Plain Funny…

Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix- what did you do?

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Thermophobia- Fear of heat- just curious where are you from?

Tremophobia- Fear of trembling- it never ends

Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair.

Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.

Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing

Nudophobia- Fear of nudity- here’s where that bra out the sleeve thing comes in handy

Barophobia- Fear of gravity- I hate to tell you but,

Coprophobia- Fear of feces. Ok that’s alliteration and freakin’ funny

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.

Preppy…

Rupophobia- fear of Dirt

Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles

Phronemophobia- fear of thinking

Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.

Pedophobia- Fear of children.

Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.

Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.

Sophophobia- Fear of learning.

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