How to Dodge a shoe like George Bush

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Dodging a shoe being thrown at you like the shoe a man threw at George Bush is not as easy as you may think. I will give some points you may want to consider the next time a shoe comes flying at your head.

Step 1

You must be able to multi-task. It can’t be easy to make a speech and see, not 1, not 2, but 3 shoes coming for your head. George Bush seemed to be pretty comfortable, and the mood seemed to be pretty good. “Here comes the shoe”. You must be able to multi-task.  It can’t be easy to make a speech and see,  not 1, not 2, but 3 shoes coming for your head. George Bush seemed to be pretty comfortable, and the mood seemed to be pretty good. “Here comes the shoe”.

Step 2

You must be quick on your feet. Being a 60 year old President and being able to dodge a shoe that’s about 10 feet from you, by god, you better be able to duck. George Bush has been through a lot as the president of the United States, but I’m sure that he didn’t expect for a shoe to be thrown at him by a reporter, none the less while giving a speech in front of many broadcasters.

Step 3

You must be able to multi task it cant be easy to make a speech and see not one, not two, but three shoes coming for your head. George Bush seemed to be pretty comfortable and the mood seemed to be pretty good. Here comes the shoe.

Step 4

It takes allot of guts to walk into a room full of hatred.  You must have great vision to spot a man with no shoes on, Right!!. I must admit, George Bush got my nod for being able to dodge a shoe being thrown 10 feet away.

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