Having a pet for most of the people is like having another member of the family. And when you start dating someone that makes you choose between them and your family, the obvious answer would be to show them the door. How can some people even think that asking them to choose between them and the pet is a normal thing? But this boyfriend has the best answer to his girlfriend that gave him an ultimatum. Here’s how it all went down and how he conquered the internet.
20. Either She Goes or I Go
This man’s girlfriend made him choose between her and his beagle, Molly. Guess who this guy loved more! Check out his witty response at #12.
19. Craigslist to the Rescue
Many people put a lot of announcements on Craigslist and this guy from Roanoke Virginia decided it was time to make a change in his life. So he started writing an ad, and here’s what it said…
18. The Best Ad Ever
The advertisement also has a photo of Molly the beagle, who looks so adorable and he starts going through all her characteristics, being quite frank…
17. The Section ‘Community/Pets’ Received His Ad
He started his ad like any other user, willing to provide a background: ‘My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her’. So far so good, but the ad will change into something that cracked us up!
16. ’Not totally trained’
The man was honest: ‘She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained.’ Next, he continues his description.
15. High Maintenance
‘Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done’. Are we still talking about the dog? This is so confusing!
14. Annoying as Hell
‘Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food’. Although it seems like he’s talking about Molly, the next sentences really portray someone else.
13. What Kind of Dog is This?
We’ve never heard of a dog doing this: ‘Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!’ It surely doesn’t sound like a normal dog…
12. A Nightmare
Well, so far it seems that this dog is really a nightmare. But wait a minute! Look at what he said after that: ‘So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend?’
11. Hah, Re-Homing!
He continues asking for someone to ‘come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!’ Stop laughing and check out the next photos!
10. Time to Say Goodbye
The whole advertisment reveals at the end that the man was willing to say goodbye to his girlfriend rather than being separated from his faithful pooch. And we are rooting for him!
9. How Can You Ask Such a Thing?
What kind of relationship lasts 4 years with someone that doesn’t like your pet? Didn’t she know that it was a package deal from the beginning?
8. How Did The Girlfriend React
Although we didn’t hear back from this guy, it is obvious that Molly remained his best friend and the ‘selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend’ got dumped.
7. Revolted Users Comment
Many people responded: ‘The dog should not be the one leaving. She’s your child, not just a dog. The trauma you do to that baby is cruel and despicable. Girlfriends come and go but babies stay forever’.
6. Break Up With Her
‘If she can’t accept you and your baby you need to think twice before you continue a relationship with someone so cruel.’ Check out these awesome people with their furry babies.
5. Pets Are Awesome
Many couples like to care for pets and spend some time together. It’s a great way to stay outside more, exercise and pets have their way of making us happy with those funny faces and unconditional love.
4. Furever Together
A pet might be troublesome sometimes, but the whole experience is amazing. It makes us feel responsible and they are our little friends that will stay with us no matter what.
Spending time with your significant other and with your dog is the best way of bonding and playing. It makes your traveling a thousand time better and you will both build awesome memories.
2. Happy Tails
There is nothing better than coming home and hugging your significant other, while your pet jumps on both of you to get some smooches too. Life is more awesome when you’re both having fun with either a silly cat or an eager puppy.
1. Finding the Perfect Girlfriend
You know you’ve found your perfect half when she adores you and your pooch. Only a gentle heart would love animals and nature, so it is no doubt that she is going to be the one!