Last night was bonfire birtdhay party! These bonfire’s always begin with setting it up a specific time around our work scheduals which is a pain in the butt. I and my friends managed that part well, even though my one of my friends got off of work after 10:15pm. On the way there, I had a #2 large sized meal with one of those apple deserts. It was about a 45 minute drive to get there with nothing but blackness. If your wondering where this is, it’s in western Johnson County Kansas just below leavenworth county. I took K-7 all the way from Overland Park to State Avenue. When we arrived, we gathered firewood and set the fire. Here is where it gets interesting. Since it was my B-day, I was suppose to do 23 shots of hard liquor. I had Captain Morgan and Jagermeister as my pick. I started out slow as drank the shots and felt nothing. Then by the 12th shot I started feelin the buzz. It was at this point that I took a pointless hike around the 5 acre plot that my friend had. I’m suprised I didn’t keel over. By the 22 shot I was hammered like a nail on wood. I couldn’t tell a tree from a twig, and then I finished the night off with a shot of Jagermeister. Oh God, after this is where it gets bad. I puked probably 8 times last night after that shot of Jager. I lost all my McDonnalds! And now I’m really hungry. The moral of the story is, don’t drink and drive especially if you’ve had more than 20 shots of hard liquor. You put others and your poultry at risk. O and Jager is not water!